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Joke of the Day

"I love walking around the house naked. Damn neighbors keep complaining. They think I should do it in the house."

"You know why T-Rex can't clap his hands? Because he's dead."

"What do poor people drink? Pover-tea."

"How are anal sex and spinach the same? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you're going to hate it as an adult."

"What is one thing you always get on your birthday? Older"

"One time when I was riding the school bus the bus drive hit a couple of tree branches She said ""bus drivers trim trees as a side job"""

"What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde? Brainwashing."

"What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing? Nothing. Dressings don't have arms"

"What do you say when leaving the Periodic Table of Elements' police station? Cu Copper."

"What do you call cows with no sense of humor? Feminists"