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Joke of the Day
"Don't let the notion of being bad at something keep you from enjoying it Ask my wife."
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"I hate Russian Dolls They're so full of themselves."
"What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese man on the telephone. Wing wing, halo?"
"Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super fun if you don't know what either of those things are."
"What is Batman's least favorite ice cream? Vanilla Bane!"
"What do you say to a woman with one black eye? Nothing, you've already told her."
"Me: I just broke a nail. WebMD: Finger cancer."
"What do you call a faggot with an axe? A Fascist"
"Why do Native Americans wear jock straps? TOTEM POLE"
"The main reason Santa Claus is so jolly is because... he knows where all the bad girls live. :3"