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Joke of the Day
"Don't let the notion of being bad at something keep you from enjoying it Ask my wife."
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"Violets are blue, roses are red Violets are blue, roses are red. We're doing it backwards, That's what she said."
"What does a cat go to sleep on ? A caterpillow !"
"Islam is the religion of peace a peace of you over here and a peace of you over there"
"There are three types of people in this world... Those who can count, and those who can't."
"Why does 8 hate 7? Because 7 8 9"
"I think the government looks at Twitter and thinks 'This is WAY cheaper than Asylums'"
"A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, ""I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."""
"How did feminism start? Some guy forgot to lock the kitchen door"
"If you believe everything you hear about trump Urine in for a long four years...."