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Joke of the Day

"It's good Michelangelo wasn't around for twitter. Be a bummer to see him rt'ing whenever someone said how majestic the Sistine Chapel was."

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"Two whales walk into a bar. The first one says... ""Eoooooooohahhhhhmmmmmmmuuuuuuaaauuu..."" The second whale turns to the first and says. ""Frank what the fuck is wrong with you?"""
"Jokes from a college student. How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence? The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow."
"There once was a man from Dupree, Whose limericks ended on line three. I don't know why,"
"A guy doesn't go into a bar... Unaware, the bartender continues serving drinks to other people."
"""weed is a gateway drug"" ""to what? the fridge? Hahaha"" *loses car, house, wife, and job because of fridge addiction*"
"Deez nuts hah goteem"
"Me (digging a hole): how's this? My clone: at least 6 feet deeper Me: you sure there's treasure? My Clone: toss me up your keys bud"
"What's another word for knowing that you're right? Woman"
"I really want to get on the mars one mission Because I'm against premartial sex"
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