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Joke of the Day

"[public restroom] Me: We'll have to go some place else, it says ""unavailable"" Mom: Even the toilet found someone before you"

"You can't spell anal rash without Sarah Palin."

"When people ask how I got the latest movies on my computer.. I respond by telling them my lovely bay with hella booty gives them to me.arggg"

"Don't commit suicide! It's illegal to destroy government property."

"How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD? It took the bus."

"Could Jesus make a nerd so nerdy that even he couldn't resist giving him a wedgie?"

"I was beaten to a lead role in a film, and have planned to get my revenge with Matt Damon ever since. I'll make him wish he'd never been Bourne."

"Is cakeday. Comment with best Latvian joke. Make laugh. Is good distract from malnourish."

"How do bank robbers send messages? By flee mail!"

"Hillary Clinton"