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Joke of the Day
"You can't spell anal rash without Sarah Palin."
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"Q: Why did the traffic light turn red? A: Because it saw the other one changing!"
"Socialism or Communism are the only path to evolution, and Capitalism is the root of all evil. > Sent from my iPhone 7"
"What do you call a frog spy ? A croak and dagger agent !"
"What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice? Pao! Pao!"
"Who the hell does that in a sock?!? *squishes out of the room*"
"Where do you buy Pikmin from? The Oli-Mart"
"A dung beetle walks into a bar.... The bartender asks,""What's with the round faeces?"""
"[girlfriend talking to me but I can't hear her over crunch of my cereal] ""I think we should see other people"" Yeah sure thing, babe"
"I took my orchestra onto a train one day The conductor was rubbish"