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Joke of the Day

"When people ask how I got the latest movies on my computer.. I respond by telling them my lovely bay with hella booty gives them to me.arggg"

"Did you hear about the shampoo shortage in Jamaica? It was dreadful"

"why was X afraid of Y? because 2Y-14/3X=0"

"What's Pamela Andersons favorite soda? Hepsi!"

"What did the bee say to the naughty bee ? Bee-hive yourself !"

"Q: What is the first thing that President Clinton says after waking up? A: ""Good morning Bill."""

"So I beat a Russian Grand Master once. With his own cane."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ? Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !"

"*walks in house wearing a large neck brace* oh no, what happened? ""my earbud cord got caught on a chair while I was walking"""

"There's three types of people in this world... ...those who are good at math, and those who aren't."