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Joke of the Day
"Is cakeday. Comment with best Latvian joke. Make laugh. Is good distract from malnourish."
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"Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR? They told him he was good at deriving"
"What do you call a half Mexican half Japanese jedi master? Obi Juan Shinobi"
"What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into? None of your abyss-ness"
"All the kids at Sandyhook wanted books... But all they got was magazines."
"""My dog's learning to speak a foreign language."" ""Espanol?"" ""No, he's a labrador."""
"Three legged dog A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: ""I'm lookin' for the man who executed my father."""
"After 2 million years in existence, the pinky finger reveals its true purpose: supporting the bottom of our phones."
"[Home after awful day at work, my dog greets me] Me: At least somebody's happy to see me! Dog: *shakes head, pulls banana from pocket*"
"One thing my dogs and I have in common is that we never want me to go to work."