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Joke of the Day

"Could Jesus make a nerd so nerdy that even he couldn't resist giving him a wedgie?"

"This homeless man was shaking his cup at me with some change in it. Yeah i get it, you have more money than me. Quit it."

"Meant to text a girl ""Wanna hang?"" Wrote ""Wanna gang?"" She wrote ""Sure."" I've got some serious decisions to make."

"My first anal was like getting my first car I didn't wanted it m,but dad gave it to me anyway"

"What do you call a redneck virgin? A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers"

"I did a theatrical performance on puns... It was really just a play on words."

"A bIack man walks into a bar... and his cell mate laughs his ass off."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cargo ! Cargo who ? Cargo better if you fill it with gas first !"

"What's sexier than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ!"

"Me: Hey Mr. DJ, do you take requests? Dj: Yes. M: Excellent, can you turn it down a bit."