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Joke of the Day
"I was touched by Jesus today Oh wait that's a Duggar"
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"What's a prisoner's favorite punctuation mark? A period because it marks the end of his sentence."
"What do you call 100 lesbians with assault rifles? Militia Etheridge"
"Why was the crocodile taking viagra? He was suffering from eREPTILE disfunction."
"Liverpool sounds like the most disgusting place in the world to hold a swim meet."
"Popsicle sticks are depressing."
"My 9yo son just gave me a hug and told me thank you for not naming him Dick."
"What do you call retarded cow thighs? Asbergers"
"-Houston, do you copy? -Houston, do you copy? -God damn it, Houston! -God damn it, Houston!"
"Got in a fight with my wife while camping... It was in tents."