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Joke of the Day
"I was touched by Jesus today Oh wait that's a Duggar"
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"What's the national bird of Iraq? The drone."
"Energizer Bunny arrested! Charged with battery."
"I'd like to say that ALL quilts are great... ...but I try to avoid making blanket statements."
"I'm not exactly sure who Pavlov is... But the name does ring a bell."
"A cow with no voice is thrown into a black hole An immoovable object meets an unstoppable force."
"Small penises are like iPhones with cracked screens... They serve their purpose but nobody really wants one."
"Have you ever seen the movie ""constipation?"" No? Well that's because it hasn't come out yet."
"I got invited to my first HS party... ten years too late, fuck you all i'm not going to the reunion, get bent."
"One thing that all us white guys from the suburbs can agree on is if a black guy has a British accent, we're 85% less scared of him."