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Joke of the Day
"My 9yo son just gave me a hug and told me thank you for not naming him Dick."
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"Pussy is like visa It's accepted almost everywhere"
"I'm not gonna partake in this ""I hate Monday morning"" thing because I hate all work days equally."
"How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders on the dashboard."
"An abstinence ring and a wedding ring are essentially the same thing. Both come with lack of sex."
"It's an old true fact that girls like bad boys so don't text them back real fast and when you do say you were in a time out."
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his coffee? Because his barista fucking hastes hipsters."
"If the opposite of PRO is CON, then what is the opposite of progress"
"""If a Groundhog emerges from this hole wearing too much eye shadow, its grounded for 6 weeks for being a whore""--Groundhog dad"
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