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"What do you call retarded cow thighs? Asbergers"
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"Everyone says they are sick of my Linkin Park references... But in the end, it doesn't even matter."
"Man: ILYWoman: Awww write the words in full they mean more when theyre written properlyMan: Im leaving you"
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"The Germanwings plane was a lot like a small flame used as an ignition source You know, 'cause it was a pilot light"