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Joke of the Day
"Why was the crocodile taking viagra? He was suffering from eREPTILE disfunction."
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"I'm not racist. I'm not racist, racism is a crime and crime is for black people."
"I asked my professor how long my paper should be. He said it should be like a woman's skirt... Long enough to cover the subject but short enough to be interesting."
"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson One of them did the moonwalk, the other had sex with boys"
"ME: Where are the posters? WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! [In other room] *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*"
"What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her? Her miscarriage"
"Why do you like little kids...? They have to use TWO hands."
"What's the hardest part about roller skating?... Telling your dad you're gay."
"No school tomorrow... Thanks Obama"
"If Monday had a face, I would punch it."