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Joke of the Day
"What did the shirt say to the pants zipper? Your so fly man"
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"Guy stole my bike so I got in a cab & said follow that guy! He said sure, whats his twitter name? We laughed & hi-fived & I need a new bike."
"Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Give a man a woman, and he'll teach himself how to fish."
"""why do they have such a nice house?"" -- my review of every movie"
"So sweet how people try to mask their crippling insecurities with bitchiness instead of alcohol like normal people."
"How do you make a racing snail faster? I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish."
"I'll huff I'll puff and I'll smoke all of your stuff. -Big Broke Wolf"
"One day we will look back at the criminalization of marijuana and laugh because we will be so high."
"Peeing with a boner is the hardest thing to do."
"There's a Gulf between peoples' appreciation of cartoons. Dubai doesn't like the Flintstones, but Abu Dhabi do."