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Joke of the Day
"""why do they have such a nice house?"" -- my review of every movie"
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"So HBO is making a drama about relatives conspiring against eachother to take control of the family pastry company It's going to be called Game of Scones"
"Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7? Because 7 was mean. Get it?^Because ^6+7+8 ^^divided ^^by ^^3 ^^equals ^^7"
"Q: What's long and hard and has cum in it? A: a cucumber"
"If 2 vegetarians argue... ... do they have beef?"
"What did the fish skeleton say? Long time, no sea."
"When is a door not a door? When it's a jar"
"What part of a hospital does an abortion patient avoid? The right wing"
"Did you know? Call of duty has been released in Iraq and Afgahnistan as ""The Sims."""
"As a girl: Tinder is like a refrigerator full of food but with nothing I want to eat."