199493

Joke of the Day

"Peeing with a boner is the hardest thing to do."

"How do you kill a vampire from the South? With a chicken fried stake"

"I'm not a racist! Racism is a crime. *...and...* Only Black people commit crimes."

"I know this guy that's hooked on brake fluid He said he could stop anytime."

"""It's not you, it's me."" - Identical twins arguing over a photo."

"A truck containing 10,000 unborn fetuses ran off a cliff. Luckily, nobody was injured."

"[The Bachelor] Some of you will be getting roses tonight... [bee in the back] AW HELL YEAH"

"Racist: What's black and white and unemployed? Just kidding about the white part."

"""Yes, I have reservations, but I'll eat here anyway."" - my dad to every hostess ever"

"Do you know the 6 states of matter? 1. Solid 2. Liquid 3. Gas 4. Plasma. 5. BoseEinstein condensate 6. Black Lives"