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Joke of the Day

"I'll huff I'll puff and I'll smoke all of your stuff. -Big Broke Wolf"

"ME: Lord, what have I done to deserve this GOD: *unfurls a scroll that keeps going for miles* Well"

"league of legends joke I think I'm better than faker lolll - alex"

"No matter how busy I am at work, I'm never too busy to complain about how busy I am at work."

"*makes plans with someone* (30 seconds later) what have I done"

"TIFU Don't know why she legally changed her name to 'Up' though."

"Donald Trump & Mexican Are AT A Restaurant On The Border Mexican Grill"

"Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure you said H to O !"

"What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy? ""The sky's the limit for you""."

"They tried to record the Juno Satellite launch, but their computers were outer space. Outer. Space."