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Joke of the Day
"There's plenty of fish in the sea(fixed) But until I find one I'm just stuck holding my rod"
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"My son swallowed several coins the other day. I've definitely seen some change in him."
"Kill two birds with one stone. Kill two birds with two stones. Kill as many birds with as many stones as you want. We must eradicate birds."
"A game I bought my Pokemon-Go playing friend caused her to have a brief panic attack. In hindsight, the latest Counter-Strike probably wasn't a good idea..."
"A Man walks into a Zoo The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu."
"what's your pitch? ""so this guy steals from the rich..."" ok ""and gives to the poor"" nice. what's his name? ""Robin..."" haha I love it ""Hood"" wait"
"What is Saddam Hussein's favorite band? My Chemical Romance"
"Have you heard about the first restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere."