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Joke of the Day
"What happens if you eat a hot frog ? You'll croak in no time !"
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"My wife punched me during sex last night. Probably a good idea that my mistress and I do it at her place next time."
"Ever had to force a smile while someone takes forever trying to figure out how to use the camera? That's how teenagers feel 24 hours a day."
"A black mom has 5 kids Their names are Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How does she tell them apart? By their last names"
"Is it just me... ...or are circles pointless?"
"The next Iphone I'm sure the next Iphone will be a big 6s."
"If you ever feel sad and blue, just remember that somewhere in the world, there's a fat kid who just dropped his ice-cream."
"*at movie theater* M: I'll take a large popcorn with extra butter. H: Sure. What movie are you seeing? M: I'm not."
"What do they call a virgin down in the south? Faster than her brother!"
"Did you know PMS is mentioned in the Bible? ""...and Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem."""