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Joke of the Day

"Just popped in to say I'm considering switching to Depends. I'm not having a problem, but new underpants everyday!"

"Election Day Drinking Game: Every time Donald Trump is elected President, we all drink and just never stop."

"Gang tip: If a rival gang tags their symbol on your turf, don't cover it. Add a drawing of Calvin peeing on it. Now who's stupid? They are!"

"It's pretty racist that Denzel Washington keeps getting typecasted as black men."

"I don't appreciate the trash talking Chinese athletes saying ""we OWN you!"" to the U.S. team. Let's leave our deficit out of this!"

"Q. What is black and white and screams? A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs."

"What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas? Forty feet of track - all straight!"

"I know how to pronounce worcestershire until I see it written."

"Thanks to whoever invented the mute button, because I can poop while on a conference call."

"My Boss is Irish and I need good comebacks! Help me out with the best Irish jokes you got!"