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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about how the Police were called to a daycare yesterday? a three-year-old was resisting a rest"

"Went bass fishing the other day Caught a subwoofer this big!"

"You guys, how can true love still exist if we don't have mixed tapes anymore?"

"What's the difference between a garbonzo bean and a Russian chick pea? Trump never paid money to see a garbonzo bean!"

"I knew a story about a midget communist prostitute... ...it was called ""Little red riding hook"""

"What's the most commonly misspelt blood group? Type-O"

"What was John Lennon's favorite fruit & place to eat it? A wee olive in a yellow submarine."

"Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest? Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars."

"I emailed Netflix and asked if they had Batman Forever they said, ""No, just till the end of June""."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture."