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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the midget Scotsman who does avant garde strip tease? He's a little off kilter."
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"I live in a hutch filled with vibrating cedar chips"
"Anyone else wake up in a grass skirt and coconut bra?"
"Can somebody help me debug Malaysian Flight Simulator? It keeps crashing unexpectedly :/"
"I thought it was FRAT Tuesday! Now what am I supposed to do with all these popped collars?"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Godzilla Barbie ...six foot tall lizard with Barbie head"
"Why aren't there any baby Transformers? Because Auto-Bots pull out!"
"Chris Rock and Drake Bell should make a Christmas special together, about making a song for a product... ...and call it ""Jingle Bell Rock."""
"It's Kim Kardashian's birthday. Which begs the question, ""What do you get the person who does nothing?"""
"I'm 39 years old and I still have no idea what I would do if a kangaroo entered my bedroom in the middle of the night."