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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the midget Scotsman who does avant garde strip tease? He's a little off kilter."
Next Joke
"Someone just used my driveway to turn around and now I'm standing outside with two open beers and *lonely face*"
"My therapist diagnosed me with oppositional defiant disorder but I told them they were wrong."
"A good way to mess with a jogger is to run up along side them and say ""I think we lost them."""
"Hi, I'm black and I can't stand the stereotype that we are all criminals. -Sent from your iPhone"
"A clean house is the sign of a broken computer."
"I like to spend my Sunday night wishing it wasn't Sunday night."
"I wonder which woman said..... ""yep I'm gonna put it in my mouth and see what happens."""
"How do warty witches keep their hair out of place? With scare spray."
"*whispers seductively in your ear* ""...look at that last slice of pizza and you're dead to me..."""