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Joke of the Day
"I wonder which woman said..... ""yep I'm gonna put it in my mouth and see what happens."""
Next Joke
"Have you guys heard the story about the butter? You know what, never mind. I don't want to spread it around."
"If Bob The Builder's slogan is ""Can he fix it?"" then he's not really a builder is he? More of a repairman."
"When she stops crying and gets really quiet, keep your guard up. You're experiencing what scientists refer to as ""the eye of the shitstorm."""
"Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now"
"Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it!"
"what's the fastest animal in the world ? An Ethiopian Chicken"
"Have you ever tried eating a clock. Nobody has time for that."
"What do we want? A cure for Tourette Syndrome! When do we want it? Cunt!"
"""How come you're only watering half your lawn?"" a perplexed tourist asked a Richmond resident. ""I just heard there was a fifty percent chance of rain."""