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Joke of the Day
"A clean house is the sign of a broken computer."
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"Darling, what are you thinking about right now? If I would want you to know, I would say it not think about it."
"What do spies say in bed? Shh I'm undercovers"
"""Hey, wanna hangout?"" ""Later."" ""Now?"" ""No, later"" ""How about now?"" ""Jesus christ."" -if Adobe Updater was your friend"
"Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small."
"Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games? Because then they'd be two tired"
"Why do walruses just love a Tupperware party? They're always on the lookout for a tight seal."
"You know, my dream for gaming is where in one game you'll shoot someone and then during a game of say Fifa you'll see their son crying"
"Sometimes I type a 'C' when I meant to type an 'A'. And now I have to apologize to my 'Aunt'"
"oooh pretty wing tattoos on your back, do they symbolize how you have no idea how big wings need to be to carry your weight"