191955
Joke of the Day
"A clean house is the sign of a broken computer."
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"Patient: I have a strawberry lodged in my anus. Doctor: I have some cream for that."
"One month of nofap here i pun! *Cum"
"I just ate some pasta... ...and it was worth every Penne. ^(My god, that must be the worst joke I've ever written.)"
"A joke from my brother What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca? A Chewie"
"Two peanuts were walking down the road ...one was assaulted!"
"Some people have sex to make a baby but I prefer the old fashioned way of capturing a wild baby, and that's how I ended up in jail"
"I've been seeing a lot of these lately, so here is mine. I like my steak like I like my women. White and domineering."
"How do you turn a fox into a cow? Marry them"
"How is Valve like Uranium-238? By the time they get to the third Half Life 13.5 Billion years will have passed."