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Joke of the Day

"If I end up on life support, feel free to pull the plug.. However, if I'm charging my phone, stay the hell away from the outlet."

"Jokes on you TSA my body is 70% water and I just snuck it onto the plane"

"Was just watching Animal Planet, and get this, hippos don't really eat marbles!"

"List of Extremely Stupidly Funny Jokes Comment the stupidest, funniest joke you know!"

"Must spend less time with my dogs. Haven't bitten the mailman yet but I am starting to circle three times before sitting down."

"The NBA is like a box of crayons... they don't use the white ones."

"Snake walks into a bar... Bartender says ""How'd you do that?"""

"Have you heard about the man with no dick ? he came outta nowhere"

"A Girl To Doctor: When I Smoke Cigarette, I Feel Very Uncomfortable, On First Puff, I Put Off My Shoes. On Second, My Socks. On Third, My Shirt. Doctor: Take This Cigarette And Tell Me In Detail."

"What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit's fingers."