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Joke of the Day

"[1st date] Her: so u play piano? Him: yep Her: is it hard? Him: that's pretty forward but yeah, as a rock Her: I meant playing piano Him: oh"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chad ! Chad who? Chad to make your acquaintance !"

"Want to hear a construction joke? It's not finished yet."

"What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap? He said ""Sure! I could loan some Dove""."

"What does the emperor have when he goes for a sunday drive? he has Divine Right of way"

"Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them. "

"Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was."

"How do you know that a elephant's been in the fridge? There are foot prints in the butter. """

"My boss asked why he didnt see me at work on halloween. I told him I went as god. I clearly was never there, and all the work that got done I did not do."

"What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? ""You are too young to smoke."""