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Joke of the Day
"My phone is crap. I put it into airplane mode and threw it up in the air. Worst transformer ever."
Next Joke
"What do a daycare and my basement have in common? Both have a bunch of screaming children in them."
"What would the gay guy's version of 50 shades of grey be? 50 shades of heeeeey."
"Why did the bird go to the theater? She wanted to wait in the wings."
"What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died? His korea is over!"
"What would a piggy-bank say if it could talk? Coink! Coink!"
"[NSFW] What came first: The egg or the chicken? The chicken, I don't think egg cums."
"""How do you speak such good English?"" ""I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history?"""
"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive... I'll be a millionaire!"
"you can't say ""i'm bored"" as an adult because if you have time to be bored then you should just be napping. wow you're bad at adulting"