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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black man camping? Criminal intent"

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"Where do you hide if you kill a black man? Behind a badge."
"Man I hate shower sex... Its hot, crowded, and i can never fit my junk into the faucet."
"Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? - A: It stole the show!"
"What comes after a 69?"
"""How crazy is your ex? Crazy like my triceps?"" ""How sick is your mother? Sick like my triceps?"""
"I just put too much cream in my coffee. This is the worst Good Friday ever."
"After 50 years of failed embargoes and isolation the US is about to unleash its most obnoxious weapon on Cuba to date...the American tourist."
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I have never wanted to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth."
"Q: Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard? A: A barber."