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Joke of the Day

"The police came to my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes My dogs don't even have bikes."

"Drugs are never the answer kids. Unless the question is ""why have you been checking under the carpet for lizards for 3 days straight?"""

"Do you believe in God? ""Do you believe in God?"" ""Of course! There's only one J.C. for me!"" AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!! !!!"

"When a dog sniffs a fire hydrant They are just checking their pee-mail."

"One man's trash is another man's treasure... ...is not the best way to tell a kid that he's adopted."

"How do you make a hormone? You pay her. (This was told at my pharmacy school. We laughed and then felt shame afterwards.)"

"The longest Joke in the world... Is very long."

"Driving a BMW is like show and tell every day. Where you're Showing off how small your penis is and you're Telling the world."

"Kid: ""Mom, am I ugly?"" *Mom:* ""I told you not to call me mom in public."""

"No matter how much you loved them if a family member or pet comes back from the dead don't dilly dally kill them immediately"