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Joke of the Day
"When you lick the icing off a spoon... Are you defrosting it?"
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"I think Mayweather misread the boxing guidebook You're suppose to hug your girlfriend and beat the enemy fighter."
"A bear walks into a bar and asks the barman: ""Can I have a beer...................Please?"" The barman replies: ""Sure, but why the massive paws?"" Edit: Paws not pause"
"""Let's call it a day."" -Guy who invented that word"
"Somebody stole my mood ring I don't know how to feel about it."
"What does a vegetarian zombie eat? Grrrains."
"Yo momma is like cheap laundry detergent Not as soft, doesn't smell as good, but gets way more loads"
"What holiday do Jewish bridges celebrate? Passover."
"How many days are there in Canadian February? About Twenty, eh."
"Today I quit drinking for good now I only drink for evil"