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Joke of the Day

"Yo momma is like cheap laundry detergent Not as soft, doesn't smell as good, but gets way more loads"

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"What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class!"
"I think I know why Japanese is so weird now. When that bomb dropped. Something fucked up somewhere"
"Why did the kiddie pool have no friends? Because it was too shallow."
"There are 10 types of people Those who understand binary and those who don't"
"What was so great about being a black jew? They already thought you were burnt"
"Me: *Wrong Turn Siri: Recalculating Route Me: *Wrong Turn Siri: Recalculating Route Me: *Wrong Turn Siri: You're on your own, Idiot."
"""So, you're going that way? Cool. Me too."" - Dogs"
"Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it."
"Vacuuming My vacuum cleaner sucks!"