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Joke of the Day

"Yo momma is like cheap laundry detergent Not as soft, doesn't smell as good, but gets way more loads"

"What do the janitors clean the Reddit office with? Derpentine."

"The four most beautiful words in our common language: ""I told you so."""

"What is your favorite dumb joke? Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally."

"You've gotta hand it to blind hookers."

"What do you say when you cross a donkey and a deer? Dat ass doe"

"I came up with a new recipe for avocado and duck. I'm going to call it Quackamole."

"Grammar it is said by people that know grammar The shortest sentence in the English language is: I am, and the longest sentence is: I do."

"How do you know your friends are pleased with your Facebook post? They like it!"

"My son was so upset when he didn't get a gaming pc for his birthday luckily, this playstation was able to..........console him"