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Joke of the Day
"How many days are there in Canadian February? About Twenty, eh."
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"A couple of Irishmen are walking down a country road . . . They see a sign that says ""Tree Fellers wanted"". One of them turns to the other and says, ""Dammit. Too bad there's only two of us."""
"I'm so proud of my son I asked him what the sound of one hand clapping is. He said ""dunno"" and walked off to his room, but I can hear him trying to figure it out."
"What's the difference Donald Trump and my Vagina? One's a Cunt and the other has nice hair."
"When I die I want to go quietly, in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming and freaked out, like his passengers were."
"Yesterday I fell, landed on my back, and could not roll over and get up. At the time I was wearing a Turtleneck Sweater."
"FALLOUT 5 RELEASED TODAY No need for the VR, updates will come these next weeks provided by trump"
"Well this is a little....... A falcon goes into a restaurant and runs into his ex-girlfriend thats on a date. The falcon says ""well, this is Hawk-ward"""
"I hate finals week. Everyone gets testy."
"What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money? Blacking out and gaining money."