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Joke of the Day
"Why aren't anal sex jokes funny? Because they tend to be inside jokes."
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"What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut? Coconuts have hair"
"A bloke walks into a bar with his gorilla and the barman asks ""What drink can I get you?"" ""Just ice for Harambe"""
"Skinny = anorexic , thick = obese , virgin = too good , non-virgin = slut , friendly = fake , quiet = rude. You can never please society"
"I shot a man in Reno, Just to watch him cry. It was just a Nerf gun you big baby!"
"The worst part of taking calc class Every day, I deal with my e^x"
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"You shouldn't joke fat people. They have enough on their plate as it is."
"What's the difference between anal sex and regular sex? Regular sex can make your night, but anal sex can make your hole weak."
"You really shouldn't anthropomorphize in animate objects. They really don't like it."