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Joke of the Day

"A bloke walks into a bar with his gorilla and the barman asks ""What drink can I get you?"" ""Just ice for Harambe"""

"Never bring a toasted sandwich to a senior's gym Or else you're going to have 40 people thinking they're having a stroke."

"What's Forrest Gump's favorite diner? Dennays"

"What do exchange students and porn addicts have in common? They both study abroad."

"Mark Twain Quote ""Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason."""

"Lots of people comparing Trump to ISIS and Hitler. Wow. Take it easy, guys! That's not very nice to ISIS or Hitler."

"How do you say ""Fuck You"" in Yiddish? Trust me!"

"I like my coffee like I like my women Sent back for not being hot enough"

"It's no coincidence the people who call the cops when parties get loud are the people who never get invited to parties."

"I'm not sexist. Sexism is wrong. ...and being wrong is for women!"