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Joke of the Day
"What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ? 'Your plaice or mine' !"
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"My wife says I've left the toilet seat up ""like a bajillion times"" but I'm contacting Jill Stein to demand a recount."
"Oh Jesus another fuckin day, they just keep comin."
"Why were Popeye's forearms so big? Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage."
"People change. Except for that homeless guy down the street. Pretty sure he's had the same clothes on since the 90's."
"He's hot, I swear! Hang on, let me find another photo..."
"How come blind people never tell bad jokes? Because they can't ""see themselves out"" :D ..I'll.. I'll see myself out."
"If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian, Then soviet."
"Did such a great job cutting down a tree yesterday The neighbours clapped as I took a bough"
"I've just burned the Koran... ...to CD if anyone wants a copy."