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Joke of the Day

"The worst part of taking calc class Every day, I deal with my e^x"

"What's the difference between a cliche and a trope? BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY"

"What do you call someone who tortures you to death with boring wordplay and double entendres? PUNisher"

"My friend wrote a joke on an egg and gave it to me to share with others. But I forgot and spoiled it."

"What do you call a protein that has anger management issues? Amino acid!"

"New Reality Show: America's Next Top Proctologist. You only advance to the next round if you get two thumbs up."

"I'll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart... But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky."

"A Chinese couple recently gave birth to a 7lb, 6oz baby girl, who suffers from albinism Just goes to show that sometimes, two Wongs CAN make a white."

"If women think all men are the same, then why do they worry so much about picking the right one."

"It's crazy how my ex was so upset about losing me that he had to build a life with a new woman."