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Joke of the Day
"You really shouldn't anthropomorphize in animate objects. They really don't like it."
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"jared from Subway What's jared's favorite sub? A junior with meatballs!"
"For five years my mother tucked me in at night... she really wanted a girl Credit goes to my friend Nick for telling me this one. Hi Nick!"
"What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series? One has cubs"
"Wife. Would you cut the label off my dress. Me. Sure *Snip* There you go. Wife. Thanks. Me. No problem. *Kicks pony tail under bed."
"I just found out I stayed in the same hotel room as royalty. The dope left his bible behind"
"""His and hers"" gifts are the thoughtful choice for any wedding. The division of property goes so much more smoothly."
"Is your refrigerator running? Because I just might vote for it."
"What is the difference between a drug pusher and a prostitute? A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again."
"I hate when girls have ""taken"" in their bio like that movie wasn't even that good"