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Joke of the Day
"You really shouldn't anthropomorphize in animate objects. They really don't like it."
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"what do you say when you're out of spoons? fork it."
"Twitter is the only place where black people can follow me,and not get nervous about it"
"My computer sings. It's a Dell."
"A black man, a muslim and a gypsy were in a car. Who was driving? A police officer."
"I love women, especially the radical feminist types because it is more fun to put them in their place."
"The other day I saw a midget climbing down a prison wall... He was a little condescending"
"A man tells his wife...... Husband: Hey, you and I should make a sex tape! For the future! Wife: Ehhhhh........ It'd be more like a vine."
"Eventually we're just gonna have to accept ""ducking"" as a swear word"
"What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater? That was the most violent book I've ever read.........."