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Joke of the Day

"What do toilet paper and the star ship enterprise have in common They both circle Uranus and battle klingons"

"Why is your nose in the middle of your face? because it's the scenter."

"What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife? He gets hammered and she gets nailed."

"Why did the tree look pissed off all the time? It had Resting Birch Face."

"Cinderella Joke What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? UGHACKLURB (Gagging noise)"

"Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies? Chicks dig stars."

"What do you get when you cross Tumblr with anything? A bunch of offended Tumblrinas"

"Where did the gay Wizard go? He disappeared with a poof."

"There are 10 types of people Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who didn't expect a teritary joke."

"I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.."