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Joke of the Day
"My anchor tattoo is so realistic I can't get out of the bathtub."
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"What did a black twin called his brother before they're born? Inmates"
"First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch and didn't turn a hair! Second boy: I'm not surprised - your dad's bald!"
"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot."
"Why do single people take dating advice from other single people? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions."
"Remember kids, you only burn in hell if you are religious."
"it's easy as pie! 'what does that even mean?' *pie stumbles in drunk* pie: i just had sex with the homeless guy under the bridge 'oh'"
"According to the police, public masturbation is not considered a ""street performance"". Even if you have a hat on the ground on front of you."
"What's red, and bad for your teeth? A brick."
"What does robbing a Scotsman get you? Kilt"