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Joke of the Day
"baseball i was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger, then it hit me."
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"What is a Japanese favourite beverage that they don't remember? ""Affogato"""
"My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell out of the guard tower."
"What do you call a Mexican smoking weed? A baked bean"
"What rhymes with Orange? No it doesn't."
"Every earthquake is a reminder that you drunk-ate the good granola bars out of the earthquake kit eight years ago and never restocked them."
"How many children's TV presenters does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb and another to show one they changed earlier."
"Which element is most likely to surrender an electron? Francium."
"Doctors and scientists agree on the benefits of an afternoon nap, yet still my boss thinks he knows better. Ridiculous."
"Q: What's blue and smells like red paint? A: Blue paint."