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Joke of the Day

"I consider myself to be a bodybuilder Granted nobody else does but I do"

"It's not that I'm suicidal but jumping off a building onto a trampoline held by firemen sounds like so much fun."

"Why can't you trust a person with two butts? Because they're bi-assed."

"Whats Red and bad for your Teeth? A brick."

"[begin metajoke] What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender? No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. [end metajoke]"

"Batman stands high on a ledge over Gotham... ""This is high. How did I get up here again? This is fun, I'm fun. I'm dressed up like a bat."""

"They say Ronda Rousey isn't much of a wrestler... But you'll be amazed when you see her box."

"I'm only putting a picture of me in my locket. This proves I'm independent."

"How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em."

"A woman just dropped a 10 note next to me. I thought, 'What would Jesus do?', so I turned it into wine. I bought wine."