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Joke of the Day

"We can't really blame Donald Trump... I mean look at China; they built a wall and have almost no Mexicans."

"What does the zero say to the eight? I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it."

"What do feminists search for on scavenger hunts? Reasons to be offended."

"Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic? Nostrildamus"

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they are both stuck up cunts."

"My grandma had a lock installed on her medicine cabinet poor thing no one's ever going to visit her again"

"Q: What did Bill Clinton say to Monica? A: I told you to lick my erection not wreck my election."

"Just invented a landmine that looks like a prayer mat... Prophets are through the roof!!!"

"Netflix asked 'How often do you watch period pieces?' 'About once a month'"

"My friend told me to stop singing Wonderwall... ...I said maybe."