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Joke of the Day
"Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic? Nostrildamus"
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"And the cat's in the cradle so the baby must be at the pet groomer's, this is a terrible mix-up."
"A baby seal walks into a bar, bartender asks what he's having.. anything but Canadian Club"
"How To Tell If Your Girlfriend Is Secretly A Minivan"
"Some people think the Arctic and the Antarctic are the same... ...but in reality, they are polar opposites."
"Finding out how big of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fan I truly am was understandably pretty tough for my daughters, Raphael & Leonardo."
"A very short ginger joke The only soul a ginger has is on their feet."
"A morning text from me doesn't mean ""good morning"". It means ""I'm having very dirty thoughts about you right now""."
"What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates? God dogs"
"I am a bit disappointed by the slow cooker I got for Christmas I was hoping for a fast maid"