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Joke of the Day
"Netflix asked 'How often do you watch period pieces?' 'About once a month'"
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"Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!"
"Actually, the past tense is 'hanged' as in 'he hanged himself'. Sorry about your dad, though"
"Van Gogh's best friend was his brother Theo He would often lend him an ear."
"I play golf like I have sex I mostly hit 3's and 4's"
"Cop: You there! Hands over your head! Me: *raises hands* *30 avocados fall out of shirt* Cop: Holy guacamole!"
"What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy? $100 bill."
"Why does England always get attacked in the summer? Because the Knights are shorter then."
"What's green and smells of pork? Kermit's cock"
"What's the difference between a snowman and snow woman? Snowballs"