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Joke of the Day
"Netflix asked 'How often do you watch period pieces?' 'About once a month'"
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"What's it called when you throw Indian food at someone? Naan-aggression."
"Project manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month. Project manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month."
"I bought my friend an elephant... I bought my friend an elephant for their room. They said ""Thank you."" I said ""Don't mention it."""
"I had morning wood. But my wife has morning wouldn't. So now I'm mourning wood."
"The Illuminati doesn't scare me They never even kill anyo"
"Thinking of getting my hair did and maybe also work on my grammar."
"What' the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Michael Phelps can finish a race"
"I've been slowly torturing a centipede for the past 98 days. It's on its last legs now."
"*trips a girl and catches her* Haha looks like you're falling for me *winks* *gets slapped*"