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Joke of the Day

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they are both stuck up cunts."

"2 Owls 2 owls are sitting in a tree. First turns to the second and says, ""Did you hear Bill's getting a divorce?"" The second Owl replies, ""Who?"""

"Did you hear about the restaurant on Mars?? Great food, horrible atmosphere."

"What kind of man was Boaz before he got married? Ruth-less."

"No one should have been surprised by the rise of the USSR after World War II. I mean, there were red flags everywhere."

"A wise Chinese man once said... ""If a dog barks... its probably undercooked""."

"Indian Chief My friend got an Indian Chief tattooed on his arm. His arm never worked again!"

"""IT'S NOT A RACE, YOU GUYS!"" i yell from 6th place"

"Donald trump wants to run for president, Why not? Wouldn't be the first time he's pushed a black family out of their home. (Snoop Dogg - /u/Here_Comes_The_King )"

"So the US is to send 3000 troops to help combat ebola. Does anyone else get the feeling they don't know what ebola is?"