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Joke of the Day
"Just invented a landmine that looks like a prayer mat... Prophets are through the roof!!!"
Next Joke
"Dr to nurse! Dr to nurse: ""How much has this man had to drink?"" Nurse: ""I can't tell."" Dr: ""It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"""
"I get carried away sometimes... Usually because I refuse to leave."
"Women who like facials must be a myth. At least, I've never cum across one."
"What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Ten-ish"
"A week is five days of wishing you had nothing to do followed by two days of wishing you had something to do"
"A lot of the classic ""cool"" behaviors are pretty much just acting like a cat."
"Why was the egg kicked out of the comedy club? Because he was telling bad yolks!"
"How did Australians get ebola? By eating at Outbreak Steak House"
"A long joke JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE"