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Joke of the Day

"I hate Nihilism ... It's meaningless!"

"Need an ark? ..I Noah guy."

"When I was a kid I was afraid of the dentist... Probable because he was a pedophile. Which begs the question of, how many fillings did he give me?"

"Guy: Wanna go out? Girl: I have a boyfriend. Guy: It's just like soccer, just because theres a goalie doesnt mean you cant score."

"It's been legalized! Seattle and Denver will be sharing a Super Bowl!"

"Just saw a woman getting 'running lessons' with rubber bands & a head gear. Pffft, I could've taught her for free and with only a chainsaw"

"George Washington Today What would George Washington be doing if he were alive right now? Scratchin' the inside of his coffin."

"i am 1/8 native american ! dont see it ? i oppressed it ."

"My brain made a vote today Seven against five decided that we did not have dissociative personality disorder. EDIT: so many edits, is it alright now?"

"Why was the broom late ? It over swept !"