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Joke of the Day
"Need an ark? ..I Noah guy."
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"I bought the wife a new bag for her birthday..... Hoover works a treat now!"
"The hardest part about dying is finding a body double to sit in a coffin for you while you take off to party island."
"what do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapuss... thanks dad."
"Sorry to burst your bubble, but your waiter doesn't really think your choice was excellent."
"Peanuts Two peanuts are walking down the street, one was assaulted... ...peanut."
"How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? They'll get over it."
"What is a Trump supporters favourite exercise? White power walking!"
"Did you hear the one about the dog who was into S&M? He liked it ruff."
"What's E.T. short for? He's just got little legs."