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Joke of the Day

"i am 1/8 native american ! dont see it ? i oppressed it ."

"Respect to this dude at CVS whose sole purchase is Frosted Flakes"

"[Nsfw] So I went to this convention for women who had lost their legs... The place was crawling with pussy."

"What is Long and narrow and becomes bigger when given a blow ? A balloon."

"How do you know your gf is getting fat? She starts fitting in your wife's clothes..."

"On a recent business trip... I was checking-in to my hotel and I said to the receptionist, ""I hope the porn channel is disabled."" ""No,"" she said, ""it's regular porn, you sick bastard."""

"Yes ma'am, my address is 391 Easy Street... ...that's 'E' as in Eye, 'A' as in Are, 'S' as in Sea, and 'Y' as in You."

"Why do people like bananas? Because they have appeal!"

"A banker broke up with his girlfriend... He lost interest."

"Just had a kale and quinoa salad and now my name is Autumn and I braid my hair and drive a Subaru."