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Joke of the Day
"Q: When should you charge a battery? A: When you can't pay cash."
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"Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee? Tsarbucks"
"What do you call a German think tank? An answer panzer!"
"[Entering Building As A Guy Leaves] Me: It's muggy out there. Guy: I'll be fine. *guy is beaten & robbed immediately. M: Told you."
"My dog chewed up my laptop... I guess he wanted a byte to eat! ^imagine ^this ^in ^zoidberg's ^voice"
"New Horizons probe discovers trees on Pluto! Reporters asked ""how can you tell?"" And NASA said ""from the bark, you dummies!"""
"""Oh wow, way better!"" -Jedi Knight trying out a gun"
"What do you call a cow having a seizure? A milkshake."
"Funny one liner: My dick is so big that my girlfriend use it as a selfie stick My dick is so big that my girlfriend use it as a selfie stick"
"The shortest joke ever Two women were sitting quietly."