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Joke of the Day

"Nothing says ""We have no faith in our own products"" like using a 16 year old girl in your anti-aging cream commercials."

"Pavlov That name rings a bell."

"Why is Ashley Maddison the best hook up site on the Internet? Because everyone got fucked."

"If you can take my girl, then you can have her. If I can take your girl, then you can have her too."

"I like my women like I like my Isis victims. Topless. Remember, this is just a joke, so don't be offended. It's nothing to lose your head over."

"Ive just been molested by a group of mime artists... They did unspeakable things to me."

"I saw a play that had King Midas meeting Oedipus. It was pure motherfucking gold."

"Mudering people is a lot like smoking cigarettes I can stop any time I want."

"What do you call a bear with no teeth? a gummy bear"

"Yet again my date made me get out of his car before we'd even had dinner. Uber is the worst dating app ever."